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Sher O Shayari Funny

Two lines, zero seriousness — poetry that's just here to make you laugh.

Not every couplet needs to break your heart — some are just here to crack you up. Funny sher-o-shayari takes the same dramatic, poetic structure people use for heartbreak and love, and flips it toward everyday chaos instead.

It's the joy of hearing something that sounds deep and profound, only to realize it's about unpaid loans, lazy Mondays, or diet plans that never survive dinner. That contrast is exactly what makes it funny.

This collection is for anyone who wants to laugh instead of cry over a couplet — original two-liners perfect for group chats, captions, or just brightening someone's day.

The Collection

01 / 22

My heart is brave, my wallet is weak,
both together make my life unique.

02 / 22

I fell in love, or so I thought,
turns out it was just the food I bought.

03 / 22

I planned to wake up before the sun,
the sun won, and so my sleep has won.

04 / 22

She said she loved me more than life,
then asked me to split the dinner price.

05 / 22

My gym membership is strong and true,
it's just me who never shows up too.

06 / 22

I promised diet, promised discipline,
then ordered pizza with extra cheese within.

07 / 22

My boss said work hard, don't be late,
I said sure, right after this coffee break.

08 / 22

I asked my friend to lend me some cash,
his phone died faster than a flash.

09 / 22

I said I'd sleep by ten tonight,
then scrolled my phone till daylight.

10 / 22

Mom said study, don't waste your youth,
I said yes, while watching cartoons, that's the truth.

11 / 22

I dreamed of riches, dreamed so grand,
woke up broke with coins in hand.

12 / 22

I wrote her poems, deep and sweet,
she read them once and swiped to eat.

13 / 22

I said I'd save, I said I'd budget,
salary vanished before I could judge it.

14 / 22

My heart broke once, it broke real bad,
then biryani showed up and I wasn't sad.

15 / 22

I told the teacher, dog ate my sheet,
she wasn't fooled, that trick's obsolete.

16 / 22

I planned a workout, planned it right,
the blanket won without a fight.

17 / 22

She asked if I would change for her,
I said sure, then changed the channel, sir.

18 / 22

I checked my phone for messages new,
it was just an ad, that's always true.

19 / 22

I said Monday I'll start fresh and clean,
then Monday came and I just got mean.

20 / 22

My alarm rings loud, I hit it fast,
snooze and sleep, my only cast.

21 / 22

I opened the fridge to find a snack,
found leftovers, sadly, and put it back.

22 / 22

If this poem made you smile or grin,
then my job as a poet just begins.

Not every couplet needs a broken heart — sometimes it just needs a good laugh.